She Flies With Her Own Wings

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Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

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Anonymous: How do you eat so much sweets and stay thin? Also you are such an amazing role model to young women and you are a godess of femininity.


I’m actually a clone and I have to feed my other mini clones like baby birds so they can grow up big and strong, and then we all fight to the death, I’ve won the last 5 battles, but this next batch looks strong.